Stuffed Animals

We’re in college! Get away from stuffed animals as a way of showing affection. Unless it has a necklace or bracelet around its neck for her, stay away from them. But even that is kind of creepy. She’ll say it’s cute and sweet, but she will be thinking something else.

CD

Very impersonal and almost offensive unless it’s a collection of songs you put together that remind you of her. Again, the thoughtful ideas will get you farther.

Anything to improve her

For the sake of you and any future children you want, don’t even consider a gift that could be misconstrued as a “fixer upper” gift. These include make-overs, cooking classes and gym memberships. Even if they are valid things she needs to work on, no girl wants them pointed out, especially on Valentine’s. Besides, you don’t want us changing you! If you have to question it, don’t do it!

Chocolates

Just over-rated. Everything seems to be chocolate on Valentine’s and it’s not that sweet (no pun intended). If you’re that hard up for a gift, Godiva is the best. But add something else, such as flowers and wine. 

A Card

Never, under any circumstances, give a girl that you are “seeing” or “dating” just a card. This should be self-evident but if this is done, you’ll have to really fix it later. Plus, you know she’ll tell all her friends and you’ll be “that guy” and will have difficulty finding any other girl to go out with you ever again. Word travels fast!